There must be something wrong with me 
that I have searched along these ailes  
and gazed at stacks on racks and crouched to see 
half revealed breasts and men of style,   
yet still can't find a video to take home.   
When I think of all those films I never saw   
my mind goes blank. Alone I groan,   
but that Greek's got an armful - all hard core 
I bet. Porn sexy sado-masso stuff.    
I want more than that. I want delight. 
I want to laugh until I've cried, enough!   
I'm sick of angst - though frights alright. 

Perhaps something to please the wife,   
something a litttle better than life.