Leaving without a video
(bygone days when there were video shops)
I'm sure there must be something wrong with me, that I have searched in vain along these aisles, then gazed at racks reached out, then bent to see half-hidden breasts, pistols, and men of style, but still can't find a video to take home. What were all those hip films I sadly missed? My mind goes blank; amnesia on loan. That bloke has armfuls of naked trysts. Soft porn: slinky, sexy, sado masso stuff. I need more than that. I want delight. I want to laugh until I cry - enough! and I'm sick of angst, though fright's alright.
Maybe something charming to please the wife, something a little bit better than life.